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I
was
born
50
something
years
ago
and
50
yards
from
where
I
now
live,
“darn
sarff
“(other
end
of
the
country
from
cumbrian-lad
in
fact!),
and
I
have
farmed
there
all
my
life.
I
started
shooting
at
the
age
of
8
years
with
a
410
shotgun.
I
wasn’t
allowed
to
have
cartridges
and
I
remember
one
day
turning
with
the
gun
which
pointed
to
someone’s
back
–
when
I
picked
myself
up
off
the
ground
I
was
sent
home!
If
only
people
were
taught
safety
that
way
now.
I
spent
my
formative
years
shooting
and
apart
from
the
local
Boxing
Day
meet
with
the
Cowdray
Foxhounds
didn’t
really
start
hunting
until
my
30s.
The
first
day
out
with
the
Mink
hounds,
it
was
a
good
day,
the
weather
was
nice,
company
friendly
and
we
killed
two
mink,
to
my
mind
the
scourge
of
the
riverbank.
I
enjoyed
myself
so
much
I
thought
I'd
have
some
more
of
this.
I
started
going
out
with
the
local
Beagle
pack
and
well
remember
one
day
we
met
on
a
god
forsaken
part
of
the
South
coast
–
mainly
marsh.
The
landowner
said
as
he
didn’t
have
many
hares
could
we
try
not
to
catch
any
-
although
we
were
welcome
to
hunt
them!.
The
pack
I
was
with
was
a
keen
pack,
but
the
Huntsman
agreed
not
to
catch
any
hares
if
he
could
avoid
it.
The
pack
found
a
strong
hare
which
gave
a
good
hunt,
it
went
over
the
sea
wall
and
swam
out
to
sea,
being
mobbed
by
some
seagulls,
after
a
while
it
returned
to
the
shore,
looking
a
bit
damp
but
no
worse
for
its
exertion,
the
landowner’s
smile
had
to
be
seen
to
be
believed!!!
I
have
family
connections
with
the
West
Country
and
personally
prefer
stag
hunting
to
any
other
form
of
hunting.
One
day
stands
out
for
me,
the
meet
was
at
Comers
Gate
for
spring
stag
hunting,
and
the
stag
was
harboured
and
after
a
lot
of
trouble
tufting,
was
eventually
got
away,
only
to
head
for
Barle
Where
hounds
were
stopped.
In
the
meantime
word
came
that
an
injured
stag
had
been
sighted.
Hounds
were
taken
to
where
the
stag
was
last
sighted
and
let
go.
They
found
the
stag
which
was
not
as
badly
injured
as
first
thought
and
hunted
it
for
some
two
hours
before
bringing
it
to
bay,
we
returned
to
the
original
stag
where
one
or
two
of
the
older
hounds
faithful
to
their
original
quarry
had
carried
on
hunting
it.
Eventually
this
stag
was
brought
to
bay
in
the
Barle
Valley
just
as
darkness
was
falling.
This
is
the
only
time
apart
from
the
last
day
of
legal
hunting,
when
I
saw
two
stags
being
hunted
and
brought
to
bay
on
the
same
day.
On
another
occasion
three
of
us
went
for
the
Easter
Weekend’s
stag
hunting.
We
stayed
at
a
friend’s
house
on
Exmoor,
on
the
road
from?????
to
Simonsbath.
Saturday
morning
dawned
and
with
it
thick
fog,
we
went
off
to
the
meet
at
Molland
Moor
gate
only
to
find
the
start
had
been
put
back
because
of
the
fog.
As
usual
on
these
occasions
the
whisky
came
out
and
the
“craic”
was
good.
Someone
introduced
us
to
Graham,
from
South
Devon
who
was
convinced
the
fog
would
not
clear
and
there
would
be
no
hunting
that
day
and
freely
partook
of
the
drink.
He
was
keeping
us
well
amused
with
his
unlikely
stories
By
12.30
he
was
well
away
and
the
fog
was
showing
on
signs
of
lifting.
Sure
enough
at
12.45
it
lifted
and
hounds
were
called,
by
now
Graham
was
decidedly
wobbly
but
assured
us
he
would
be
ok
to
ride,
if
we
would
help
him
with
his
horse.
We
got
it
out
of
the
trailer
for
him
but
he
insisted
on
tying
it
to
the
trailer
himself.
To
cut
a
long
story
short,
he
took
the
head
collar
off
before
putting
on
the
bridle.
The
horse
(a
bloody
great
grey
thing)
decided
it
was
hungry
and
began
to
eat
the
grass.
Graham
got
quite
upset
at
this
and
started
shouting
and
jumping
up
and
down!
The
horse
thought
“bugger
this,”
or
the
equestrian
equivalent
and
legged
it.
Graham
by
now
well
pissed
started
swearing
at
us
shouting,
“You
B******s,
go
and
catch
my
horse,”
and
he
began
to
run
…
the
wrong
way
as
it
happens.
He
bounced
off
his
trailer
and
fell
over
landing
in
a
puddle.
We
of
course
cracked
up,
and
couldn’t
pursue
the
horse
for
laughing.
He
regained
his
feet
muttering
obscenities
aimed
at
us
and
ran
off
dripping
with
mud
and
shouting,
"Loose
horse,
loose
horse.”
Eventually
someone
caught
his
horse
and
returned
it
to
him.
We
helped
him
mount
and
then
went
hunting.
By
4pm
the
fog
had
returned,
ending
the
day,
and
so
we
adjourned
to
the
pub.
Graham
had
beaten
us
and
as
we
walked
in
he
was
in
the
middle
of
telling
his
wife
how
the
horse
had
stumbled
in
a
gutter
and
put
him
off
which
was
how
he
came
to
be
so
covered
in
mud!
As
he
was
buying
the
beer
we
didn’t
enlighten
her!
One
day
with
the
Beagles,
a
very
wet
one,
on
the
marsh
I
watched
a
hunted
hare
run
a
bank
for
approx
400
yards.
A
herd
of
about
20
bullocks
saw
her
go
and
followed
a
right
rodeo!
Hounds
were
two
or
three
minutes
behind.
With
no
help
at
all,
hounds
worked
out
the
line
through
the
bullocks,
which
by
now
had
calmed
down
and
moved
off
the
line
of
the
hare
that
was
by
now
some
twenty
minutes
ahead.
They
took
her
right
out
to
the
marsh
where
due
to
failing
light
they
were
stopped.
As
pretty
a
piece
of
hunting
as
I
have
seen
in
a
long
time.
A
day
I
would
rather
forget,
is
my
first
day
with
the
Exmoor
Foxhounds.
Needing
to
answer
the
call
of
nature,
I
looked
around
and
spotted
an
out
of
the
way
gateway,
and
unzipped
my
trousers;
imagine
my
thoughts
when
on
hearing
a
noise
I
turned
round
only
to
find
the
entire
field
led
by
Captain
Ronnie
waiting
for
me
to
open
the
gate
for
them
-
didn’t
get
my
shilling
either!!
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